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Death Battle Quotes: Lobo

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You think YOU can beat ME? Ha! You don't know what you're gettin' into! [Entrance Quote]
What's the matter? Gettin' cold feet on me? [Entrance Quote]
Hey, wanna see how long it takes ya to get outta the hospital? [Entrance Quote]
It's gonna be REAAAL fun killin' you! [Win Quote]
Your shot at winnin'? Never even existed! [Win Quote]
Ya tried your best, and you're a dumbass for it! [Win Quote]
Feisty little bastitch, ain'tcha? I'll shut ya up right now. [Results Screen Quote]
May the blessings of the Triple Fish God be upon his passing and grace him with peace on the Triplefold path. Yeah, I'm dignifyin' ya with a prayer. What of it? [Results Screen Quote]
I'm gonna get goin'. Startin' to crave an ice cream, ya know? [Results Screen Quote]
Hey hey, it's heatin' up! [Activating X-Factor]
This'll cost ya! [When switched in]
Don't mess with me, punk! [Tag in after one ally is defeated]
They don't call me the main man for nothin', ya know! [Tag in after both allies are defeated]
[Whistles] [Calling Assist]
Don't forget: win! [After performing Assist]
Agh...Son of a... [Defeated by a light attack]
WAIT! NO WAY! THIS AIN'T RIGHT! [Defeated by a heavy attack]

Quotes to Boba Fett:

Back it up, Boba Boy, or I'll smash that helmet into your brain! [Entrance Quote]

Quotes to Samus:

Ey, take off that helmet and show me your pretty little face why don'tcha? [Entrance Quote]

Quotes to Wonder Woman:

Wondy! Long time no see, eh girl? [Entrance Quote]

Quotes to Goomba and Koopa:

Heh...Heheheh...Hahaha! [Entrance Quote]
AHAHAHAHAHA! STOP, YOU'RE KILLIN' ME! [Win Quote]
Pfft! BAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! THAT'S JUST TOO DAMN FUNNY! [Results Screen Quote]

Quotes to Haggar:

When the hell'd politicians turn badass? [Entrance Quote]

Quotes to Michelangelo:

I like your style, turtle! Screw training crap, party time all the way brotha! [Results Screen Quote]

Quotes to Kratos:

You can take down gods, but I'm a whole 'nother story! [Entrance Quote]

Quotes to Vegeta:

Think a wimpy little midget prince like you can take me, eh? [Entrance Quote]

Quotes to speed based characters:

Run as fast as ya can, cause I'll catch ya eventually! [Entrance Quote]

Quotes to police characters:

Screw off, go to hell and let me have my fun! [Entrance Quote]

Quotes to Peach:

What's with the dumb broad? [Entrance Quote]
You got the wimpiest powers I've ever seen, girly. [Win Quote]

Quotes to Batman:

Well if it ain't ol' Batsy! [Entrance Quote]

Quotes to Superman:

Supes! Ready to be smashed to the pavement? [Entrance Quote]

Quotes to Deadpool:

This could be fun! Let's see who can't die first! [Entrance Quote]
Ya maybe annoyin', but you're an A-OK bud to me. [Win Quote]
We both like to tear the fourth wall apart, don't we, nutbag? [Results Screen Quote]

Quotes to Kumuru and Felicia:

Why didn't anybody tell me there were a few species of all female hotties on Earth?! [Entrance Quote]

Quotes to Hades (Disney):

You want to hire for a job? It's gonna cost you, you're supposed to also be the god of wealth. [Results Screen Quote]

Quotes to Bayonetta:

Where did you get those guns? I want some! [Entrance Quote]
You're trying to rescue somebody from hell? I'd help, for a fee, but I'm banned from there. [Results Screen Quote]

Quotes to Wolverine:

Cocky from our last fight? [Entrance Quote]
Your bald boss paid me to throw our last fight, you never stood a chance. [Win Quote]

Quotes to Smaug:

So much gold! I can't even carry all of it! [Win Quote]

Quotes to Godzilla:

Whoa boy, now THIS is gonna be fun! [Entrance Quote]
How bout I take you as my pet, we can smash some space cities [Results Screen Quote]

Quotes to Jackie Estacado:

I'll gladly take that Darkness stuff off your hands, pal! [Win Quote]

Quotes to Delsin Rowe:

Believe it or not, I ain't got no beef with you conduits. In fact, you look like a real party animal! [Results Screen Quote]

Quotes to Ghost Rider:

Yeah, you're the devil's bounty hunter, but I'm the GREATEST bounty hunter! [Entrance Quote]
I'm already not allowed in heaven or hell, and your little flames only tickle me. [Win Quote]

Quotes to Goku:

Pfft! You don't look so tough. [Entrance Quote]

Quotes to Augus:

Okay, buddy. Let's raise some hell then! [Entrance Quote]
Dude, killer fight! [Win Quote]
I'll drink to your point there, Augus! Fighting, great grub, hot babes...That right there is the life. [Results Screen Quote]

Quotes to Deathstroke:

Slade ol' buddy! You got some business with me? [Entrance Quote]
You're the greatest assassin out there, but I'm the main man, which means I'm the better of the two. [Results Screen Quote]

Quotes to Spawn:

Sure, Simmons, I'll take ya on. [Entrance Quote]
Joke's on you. I'm banned from hell. [Win Quote]

Quotes to Rick & Morty:

Rick, ya crazy old coot, how ya doin'? [Entrance Quote]
Got yourself a grandkid, huh? Heh...You ARE old. [Win Quote]
Man, remember when we first met back in that tavern? Good times, eh old pal? [Results Screen Quote]

Quotes to Dark Schneider:

Winner gets all the bitches, Darshie. Let's go at it! [Entrance Quote]
And now the Main Man gets to the king of harem! Heheheh... [Win Quote]

Quotes to racers:

A race, huh? I'm totally game! [Entrance Quote]

Quotes to King Kong:

King of the monkeys. ...Kinda lame. [Entrance Quote]

Quotes to Bowser:

All right, chunky turtle, hand over the gold and no one gets hurt. [Entrance Quote]
Heh...I'm no poindexter, but you're one stupid turtle. [Win Quote]

Quotes to Luigi:

Don't go pissing your pants, plumber. [Entrance Quote]
Hahaha! What a pansy! [Win Quote]

Spider-Man:

I've been gettin' nerds like you to do my homework since I was a friggin' baby! [Entrance]
Ain't no friendly neighbourhood 'round here. [Win]
I gotta tell ya, I used to be an egghead just like you. Lucky I grew outta THAT phase pretty damn quickly! [Results]

Chuck Norris:

Aw geez, this guy?! [Entrance]
Heh...All those memes just a big fat lie? [Win]
Whoa...He held back BIG time... [Results]

Mecha-Hitler:

Ah, piss off, stache boy! [Entrance]
Judging by the smell of your blood, you ain't so German yourself! [Win]
Guess I actually did something good for the world, eh? That's just great. [Results]

Bugs Bunny:

Hehe. I guess it's rabbit season! [Entrance]
I gotcha this time, ya screwy rodent. [Win]
Think I'm pretty dumb, don't ya? Well your little tricks ain't foolin' me, bunny. [Results]

The Mask:

I remember you! [Entrance]
Ha! Still as wacky as ever! [Win]
MAN I love this mask. [Results]

New 52 Lobo:

I don't like people cramping my style! [Entrance]
Freaking reboot. [Win]
I ain't some edgelord like you are! Get yourself a different identity, chump! [Results]

Ragna the Bloodedge and Vash the Stampede:

Time to cash in! [Win]
Endless supplies of booze and babes for me! [Results]

Superman:

The big blue cheese, comin' to play? Awesome! [Entrance]
Get a sundip if ya want, Supes! I'll still beat ya black and blue! [Win]
Gotta say, that reboot you is a killjoy. No fun compared to the real deal! [Results]

Pinkie Pie:

Let me show you how to REALLY party, pony! [Entrance]
Pink just ain't a good colour at all. [Win]
How great can your parties be anyways? Ya don't even have any alcohol in that colourful sugar bowl you live in! [Results]

Hulk:

Whats'a matter, big, green and ugly? I pissin' ya off here? [Entrance]
Heh. Looks like Lobo is the strongest there is! [Win]
You're yesterday's news, Hulk. Just a big stupid kid throwin' a tantrum. [Results]

Shao Kahn:

You ain't my emperor, champ. [Entrance]
It's official. You suck! [Win]
Since you're dead and all, ya won't mind it if I take your wife and daughter for a spin! [Results]

Sentry:

Looks like Supes got a fanboy here! [Entrance]
Eh, big blue hits way harder than you. [Win]
What kinda name is Sentry anyway? Stupid if ya ask me. [Results]

Antonov

A championship belt...with a cigar case? GIMME!!! (Entrance)
Never thought being the champ would kick THIS much ass! [Win]

Rugal Bernstein

You got a hefty price on your head, pal. I'm here to collect. (Entrance)
Aw yeah, thanks for the quick cash, Mr. Bernstein. [Win]

Yellow Diamond

Just what we need, a female crystal version of Darkseid. (Entrance)
Huh. Shattered her. Ah, she wasn't important anyway. [Win]

HellBat Suit Batman

(Whistle) Damn. That's some nice armor. [Entrance]
No fair! How come you get a wicked suit while my reboot is a damn Edge Lord?! [Results]

Wesley Gibson:

Fraggin' FATE made ya do it!? That's the stupidest excuse I ever fraggin' heard!! (Win Quote)

Cinder Fall:

Attitude gets a seven outta ten. Body gets a twenty outta ten. [Entrance]

Super Craig:

Heh...Another crazy kid runnin' around in Supes' pajamas. [Entrance]
If ya ask me kid, superheroes are a buncha lameos. [Win]
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Qoutes to super craig:

I can't wait to tell supes some kid is dress up like him.
(Entrance qoute)
If you ask me kid being a superhero is lame.
(Win qoute)