Death Battle Quotes: Wario

It's-a Wario time! [Entrance Quote]
Let's-a rock and roll! [Entrance Quote]
I'm-a number one!! [Entrance Quote]
Ahahahahahaha! [Win Quote]
I win like I always-a do! [Win Quote]
Wario is the master! [Win Quote]
Wario's-a number one! [Results Screen Quote]
Haha! You stink! Or is that just-a me? [Results Screen Quote]
Nobody can beat Wario! [Results Screen Quote]
I'LL GET YOU NOW-A! [Activating X-Factor]
Okay! [When switched in]
What a loser! [Tag in after one ally is defeated]
More for-a me! [Tag in after both allies are defeated]
AHH! HELP! [Calling Assist]
You're-a lazy! [After performing Assist]
Doh I missed... [Defeated by a light attack]
UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! [Defeated by a heavy attack]

Quotes to Donkey Kong:

It's-a no time for monkey business! [Entrance Quote]
Stupid-a monkey! Brains-a win every time! [Win Quote]

Quotes to Mario:

Oh, you again! [Entrance Quote]
Wario rules, Mario drools! Hahahaha! [Win Quote]

Quotes to Goomba and Koopa:

If-a Mario can beat you, I can do it better! [Entrance Quote]

Quotes to Yoshi:

That's for-a calling me too fat to ride-a you! [Results Screen Quote]

Quotes to Bomberman:

You again-a?! [Entrance Quote]
You've-a gotten worse. [Win Quote]

Quotes to Vegeta, Goku, Superman and Dr. Manhattan:

You're-a not stronger than-a Wario! [Entrance Quote]

Quotes to Starscream:

Hahaha! What a cheap-a robot! [Win Quote]

Quotes to Dr. Eggman, Dr. Wily,  Doc Ock and Lex Luthor:

Get-a over here, nerdy! [Entrance Quote]

Quotes to Princess Peach:

What-a does Mario see in you?! [Results Screen Quote]

Quotes to Link:

Hahaha! Come on-a, fairy boy! [Entrance Quote]

Quotes to Kirby and Jigglypuff:

Ugh...Something tells-a me that wasn't a marshmallow I just ate... [Results Screen Quote]

Quotes to Tifa Lockhart and Sakura Haruno:

No girl-a is stronger than Wario! [Entrance Quote]

Quotes to Natsu Dragneel, Let Dahaka, Spyro, Charizard, and Smaug:

Pfft! You're-a pathetic for a dragon! [Entrance Quote]

Quotes to Captain America:

Cap-a! [Switching out with Captain America]

Quotes to He-Man:

Strongest man in the universe-a? Hah! [Entrance Quote]

Quotes to Vash the Stampede:

Wahahaha! Now I'm-a gonna turn you in and-a get the money! [Results Screen Quote]

Quotes to Rarity:

Hmph! Stupid pony! [Entrance Quote]
Wait...you can find-a treasure?! Okay, you're-a coming with me! [Results Screen Quote]

Quotes to Bowser:

That's-a for all the coins you took from me in Mario Party! [Win Quote]

Quotes to Chowder, Homer, Bob, Rufus and Fat Albert:

And they call-a me a tub of lard-a! [Entrance Quote]

Quotes to Baby Mario:

You're a baby, Mario? Wahaha! Wario wins! [Entrance Quote]

Quotes to Waluigi:

Let's-a see who's-a better. [Entrance Quote]
That's why we're-a the Wario brothers! [Win Quote]
Let's go rob-a the nearest vault-a to cheer you up-a. [Results Screen Quote]

Quotes to Bowser Jr. and the Koopalings:

Wario get ransom from Bowser now-a! [Win Quote]

Quotes to Steven Universe, Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl:

You have a gem. Hand it-a over! [Entrance Quote]

Quotes to Terrance and Phillip:

Stop-a using your-a farts to fight! That's-a my thing! [Entrance Quote]
Wario farts better than-a you anytime! [Win Quote]

Quotes to Terra and Toph:

Wario not scared of-a stupid rocks! [Entrance Quote]

Quotes to Kick-Ass:

You're-a weaker than a Goomba, loser! [Win Quote]

Quotes to Popeye:

Wario hates spinach! [Entrance Quote]

Quotes to Shrek:

Think you can out-fart-a me, ogre? You're-a wrong! [Entrance Quote]

Quotes to Mordecai and Rigby:

You-a two work for Wario now! And no slacking-a off! [Results Screen Quote]

Quotes to Jason Voorhees:

You're not-a scary! You're just a mommas boy! [Results Screen Quote]

Quotes to Treasure Knight:

Oh yeah! Lotsa treasure for Wario! [Entrance Quote]

Quotes to Kick-Ass:

Wahaha! You're just a loser in a wetsuit! [Win Quote]

Quotes to Scourge

Wah-Hah! Wario likes your style! [Entrance Quote]
I have-a no intention of world domination, but beating Mario is fine with me. [Result Screen Quote]

Quotes to Darkwing Duck:

I won't suck your-a gas. But you can have a whiff of-a mine! Heh heh. [Results Screen Quote]

Silver Surfer:

Whoa! A silver man?! [Entrance]
Wario's gonna sell your surfboard for cash! [Win]
Maybe Wario sell you too! Silver Man has to be worth SOMETHING! [Results]

Etrigan:

No demon beats Wario! [Entrance]
Quit rhyming already! [Win]
You're just a stupid demon! Wario's too awesome to lose! [Results]

Cell:

Wario stomps on bug now! [Entrance]
Bah! Stop healing, bug! [Win]
You're a stupid bug, thinking you're better than Wario! Wario beats you up any day! [Results]

Mine:

Ahaha! Little pink girl! [Entrance]
Wario steal AAALLL your government's money! [Win]
You want Wario in Night Raid? Hmmm...Gimme money! [Results]

Flash and Quicksilver:

You faster than Wario, but Wario stronger! [Win]

Hulk:

Waaaah! Big scary green man gonna lose! [Entrance]
Now Wario is strongest there is! Ah-ha! [Win]
You too mad! You go crazy! Wario smarter! [Results]

Captain America:

Oooh, Wario likes shield! [Entrance]
You're too old to be soldier! Haha! [Win]
Wario not gonna go to war with you! War's annoying! [Results]

Iron Man:

Wario punch armour to scrap! [Entrance]
Put the helmet on! Hide your stupid face! [Win]
Wario's NEVER gonna lose to a nerd! [Results]

Green Arrow and Hawkeye:

Arrows not scare Wario! [Entrance]

Ronald McDonald and Colonel Sanders:

Wario wants fast food now! [Entrance]

Rufus:

You fight-a good! Maybe I can let you join WarioWare! [Entrance]
Yeah! Fat man fits right in! [Win]
But if you fight anyone of Wario's employees, you fired! [Results]

Garfield:

Need a little garlic with that lasagna? [Entrance]
Wahaha! Kitty's too lazy to win against Wario! [Win]
Stay down, kitty! Take nap now! [Results]

Nui Harime:

Sorry, little dolly. Wario doesn't let psychos join the team! [Entrance]
Wahaha! Psycho dolly's done for! [Win]
Even Ashley not this psycho! What wrong with you?! [Results]

Luigi:

Eey! Mario's wimpy brother! [Entrance]
Wario ALWAYS beat Luigi! [Win]
You beat Waluigi, but NEVER Wario! [Results]

Final Bosses:

Wario saves the day! [Entrance]
Give Wario lots of money now! [Win]

Weegee:

What's wrong with Luigi?! [Entrance]
Quit staring! Creepy! [Win]
You weird now, Luigi. Wario punch you some more. [Results]

Self:

Hey! Who are you?! [Entrance]
I'mma Wario! Not you! [Win]
Bah! Trying to steal my company by copying me! Not okay! [Results]

Sonic the Werehog:

Wah! Hedgehog looks stronger! [Entrance]
Stupid hedgehog! NEVER beat up Wario! [Win]
Stretchy limbs? Bah! Stupid! Don't need 'em! [Results]

Heihachi:

Think you're great? You not great at all! [Entrance]
Wario better than you, old man! [Win]
Now stop being a jerk to Wario. He better! [Results]

Bane:

Break Wario's back?! Waaah! [Entrance]
Ahaha! Wario break YOUR back! [Win]
Wario's not a bad! Can't break Wario! [Results]

Patrick Star:

Pink star thinks he tough? Pink star not tough at all! [Entrance]
Pink star's dumb! Wario's genius! [Win]
Now go away! Your stupid voice annoys Wario! [Results]

Spider-Man:

Spider's a bug! Bug gets crushed! [Entrance]
Ahaha! Wario step on spiders! [Win]
Spider-Man not good enough for Wario! Nanananana! [Results]

I.M. Meen:

Wario not scared of dumb book! [Entrance]
I can go through labyrinth EASY! [Win]
You not mean! Wario's meaner than you are! [Results]

King Harkinian:

Wario wants your dinner! (Entrance)
Yummy! Dinner time! [Win]
Wow! Dinner is good! Wario needs more! [Results]

Catwoman and Rouge The Bat:

You wont steal Wario's treasure! (Entrance Quote)

SpongeBob:

Shut up, stupid sponge! [Entrance]
Ahaha! Sponge can't take WARIO'S punch! [Win]
Ah! Wario is too good for sponge's karate! So WAH! [Results]

Most Gem characters:

Wario gonna get your gemstone! [Entrance]

Doomsday:

Rock monster can't beat Wario! (Entrance Quote)
You big stupid rock! [Win]
Wahahaha! Wario make ugly rock scared! Wario number one! [Results]

Morshu:

I want it! All of it! [Entrance]
Wario will take everything you have! (Win Quote)
Wahahaha! Now WARIO sell your stuff and get lotsa money! Oh yeah! [Results]

The Heavy:

Big fat man no punch Wario! [Entrance]
Now Wario will take your minigun! (Win Quote)
Waaaahaaahaaa! Fat man REALLY mad now! It's funny! [Results]

Psycho Dad

Wario no like you! [Entrance]
Even Wario wouldn't hurt a kid like that! [Win]

MC Ballyhoo

Wario is in charge! [Win]

Malleo:

What's wrong with Mario? (Entrance Quote)