Ultimate All-Star Battle Royale: Deadpool

Deadpool

Voiced by Nolan North

Character Bio
THE MERC WITH A MOUTH
Hey, all you beautiful people out there! Deadpool here, ready to give ya the rundown of how amazing I am! So, I know you may not believe this, but I wasn't always the loveable rapscallion you know me as today! I used to be just a regular-ass human being that got cancer. Yeah, sucks, I know! Had to leave my girlfriend and everything! But then Weapon X got ahold of me, and told me I could survive the cancer with their treatment, and I sorta figured 'Eh! What've I got to lose?' So I let them do the treatment on me, and now, my body heals like you wouldn't believe! I still have cancer, technically, but my body heals too fast for it to kill me! Unfortunately, now I look like a giant ulcer, so that's not exactly fun...After I got those new powers, I decided 'What the hell? I'll be a mercenary! Not like anyone can kill me, right?" And that's the story of how your favourite character in the history of the universe came to be!

Costumes
Standard Appearance
Rapper outfit
Classic X-Men Outfit
Pink Outfit

Quotes
That's the right choice, player! [When selected]
Bout time you picked someone! I don't know if I can hold this pose much longer! [When selected]
*Gasp* Me? You picked little ol' me? I'm flattered! [When selected]
Ooh, new toy! [Picking up an item]
Yes! Let's play! [Picking up an item]
This thing better not suck, game designers! [Picking up an item]
Ah, items...What would a Smash clone be without items? [Picking up an item]
Player, you better know what you're doing! [Picking up an item]
WHAMO! Yes! [After performing a successful Super]
FOR BEA ARTHUUUUUR! [After performing a successful Super]
Heh, you are the suxorz! [After performing a successful Super]
Aw yeah, I'm great! [After performing a successful Super]
This is the super mooove~! [After performing a successful Super]
Surprise! [After respawning]
Hello, world! I grace you with my presence again! [After respawning]
Well, that one stung. [After respawning]
HA! Can't touch this! [After respawning]
Guess who's back! Back again! [After respawning]

Intros
-Deadpool is lying on the ground, reading a magazine, mumbling "Oh yeah, that's some hardcore stuff-" before noticing the camera and stuffing the magazine in his pocket, saying "Bout time we finished loading!"
-Deadpool pulls out his guns and twirls them, pointing them forward and saying "How 'bout a delicious bullet, courtesy of your very favourite chef, Wade Mothereffin Wilson?"
-Deadpool teleports onscreen and says "Did I surprise anyone? Huh?!" in a hopeful tone.
-Deadpool points his katanas forward and says "I am Deadpool. You are deadMEAT."

Taunts

-Deadpool points at the screen and says "Taunt button!", a text box appearing next to him that damages opponents who touch it
-Deadpool twirls his sword around and begins to sing his theme from Marvel vs Capcom 3
-Deadpool mumbles "Oh crap, third taunt...Um...You...smell...bad...?...Shut the hell up."

Outros
-Deadpool grabs the camera and shakes it back and forth, saying "Well? Am I the best character in the game or what?"
-Deadpool crosses his arms and says "So, developers, care to explain why I'm forty three characters down in the roster? I should be on top!"
-Deadpool flashes a thumbs up and says "I did it, player! No thanks to you, ya lazy bum..."
-Deadpool grabs a video camera and says "This is goin' STRAIGHT to the internet! It'll be a hit, I tell ya!

Losing Outros
-Deadpool is lying in pieces on the ground, his head glaring in annoyance
-Deadpool is scratching his head as he looks around for his missing arm
-Deadpool is lying on the ground, liquefied
-Deadpool tries to eat a chimichanga, but it won't go through his mask, and he keeps pushing it against his mask in a desperate attempt to eat it

Results Screen Poses

-Deadpool is still shaking the camera [Winning]
-Deadpool's head is glaring at the camera [Losing]

Square Moves

Standard: Unorthodox Melee. Deadpool punches forward, which can be followed up by a sweep kick, which can be followed up by stepping on the opponent's foot, which can be followed up by a flip kick
Side: Mercenary Spin. Deadpool spins with his katanas outstretched, shouting "Round and round we go!"
Up: Shoryuken. Deadpool leaps into the air with a jumping uppercut, shouting "SHORYUKEN!"
Down: Slide Kick. Deadpool slides across the ground, shouting "HERE I COME, BABY!"

Triangle Moves

Standard: Bolas. Deadpool tosses a pair of bolas that wraps the opponent up and leaves them vulnerable, shouting "Get along little doggie!"
Side: Katana-Rama. Deadpool slashes forward with his katanas twice, saying "Katana-rama!" on the first slash and "CHIMICHANGAS!" on the second slash.
Up: Ninja Gift. Deadpool leaps into the air and drops three shurikens down onto the opponent, shouting "Present for ya!"
Down: Text Trouble. Deadpool sends his text boxes out on either side of him, damaging opponents they touch.

Circle Moves:

Standard: Trigger Happy. Deadpool fires his guns forward repeatedly with a shout of "Have gun, will shoot!"
Side: Pineapple Surprise. Deadpool tosses a grenade forward, shouting the name of the attack.
Up: Teleporter. Deadpool teleports in whatever direction the control stick is tilted with a should of "BAMF!". Every third use, the teleporter malfunctions and explodes, damaging opponents hit by the explosion and Deadpool to declare "Curses! Foiled again!".
Down: Quick Work. Deadpool slides across the ground and slashes with his katanas, shouting "Swift as the wind!"

Supers

Level 1: Cuttin' Time! Deadpool lunges forward and slashes with a katana, instantly KOing opponents he hits.
Level 2: Happy-Happy Trigger. Deadpool fires multiple bullets from his submachine guns that instantly KO opponents they hit.
Level 3: 4th Wall Crisis. Deadpool grabs his AP meter, which extends, and can then freely use it as a weapon to instantly KO opponents he hits with it.

Grabs:

Forward: Deadpool sticks two sais into the opponent's feet and shoots them
Up: Deadpool throws the opponent up and ties them up with bolas.
Down: Deadpool slashes the opponent down the middle

Kirby Hat: Kirby gains Deadpool's mask

Heihachi Level 3 Super Animation: Deadpool's head and limbs are removed from his torso, each individual piece of him strapped down with a different chain