Death Battle Quotes: Dark Schneider

Fine. I'll humour your delusions. [Entrance Quote]
I'm about to beg you to stop talking. [Entrance Quote]
And why do you think you can win? [Entrance Quote]
My obvious charms and godlike powers always dazzle the simple, ordinary folk. [Win Quote]
You can battle me as hard as you want. It's a lost cause! [Win Quote]
You have no chance of keeping me from my goals. Not when THAT is the extent of your power! [Win Quote]
All the world's women will soon be mine...Each and every one of them! [Results Screen Quote]
Is my power too great for your insignificant brain to comprehend? Hmph! Of course it is. [Results Screen Quote]
Your efforts are useless! You can't defeat me! [Results Screen Quote]
Tremble before my might! [Activating X-Factor]
Only because I wish to fight. [When switched in]
Hahaha! [Tag in after one ally is defeated]
I am LEAGUES above them! [Tag in after both allies are defeated]
What are you doing?! [Calling Assist]
Don't bother me again. [After performing Assist]
What...? How?! HOW THE HELL?! [Defeated by a light attack]
YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! THIS IS ALL WRONG! [Defeated by a heavy attack]

Quotes to most female characters:

Ah...Hello there, my love. [Entrance Quote]
You WILL be mine. And you can't fight that! [Win Quote]
Come to me! Embrace your new love! You are the first of many that will fall to my charms! [Results Screen Quote]

Quotes to Yuuki Terumi and Hades Izanami:

What, too much winning make you cocky? [Entrance Quote]
Hmph! You got too big for your britches! [Win Quote]
You thought you were going to win? The handsome character everyone loves will never lose to the villain everyone is sick of seeing win! [Results Screen Quote]

Quotes to Vega:

Ready to have that face smashed into an unrecognizable pulp? [Entrance Quote]
Hmph! You're not so beautiful now, are you? [Win Quote]
I am far stronger, smarter, and most of all far more handsome than you will ever be! No women would ever pick you over me! [Results Screen Quote]

Quotes to God Emperor of Mankind:

The God vs the Anti-Christ...This is going to be good. [Entrance Quote]
The Anti-Christ wins this time! [Win Quote]
Gods are overrated anyway. [Results Screen Quote]

Quotes to Taokaka:

Hey, kitty...Let's see your pretty face under that hood! [Entrance Quote]
Nothing I say seems to get to this damn cat! [Win Quote]
She seems much more interested in boobs than even I am. She must swing the other way. [Results Screen Quote]

Quotes to Hao Asakura

All right, you pretentious little prick, let's go! [Entrance Quote]
That fire spirit is barely a match next the fire magic I've seen! [Win Quote]
Just shut up with the humans suck garbage! Everyone got sick of hearing that when your series writing started ranting about it! [Results Screen Quote]

Quotes to Hades (Disney):

You monster! How dare you keep so many women in an afterlife of eternal misery?! [Entrance Quote]

Quotes to Hades (Kid Icarus):

Monster! Using souls of humans to create your army of stupid monsters! It leaves less women for me! [Entrance Quote]

Quotes to Felicia:

WOW! I found myself the world's best breed of cat! [Entrance Quote]

Quotes to Pyron, Unicron, Galactus and Anti-Monitor:

This is my world you bastard! And nobody gets to destroy it! [Entrance Quote]

Quotes to the Pillar Men:

Who's THIS dumbass? [Entrance Quote]
What the hell? You actually think you'll attract more women than me dressed in dumb outfit like that?! Loser! [Results Screen Quote]

Goku and Superman:

All talk and no action...What a disappointment. [Results]

Most gods:

Time to take down a god! [Entrance]

Michael [Bastard!]:

Ah, Michael, my loving archangel. [Entrance]
Shh...You know you love me. [Win]
Come on...I'll take good care of you. You know that. [Results]

Katsuragi:

Well then, girl, let's see what you bring to the table. [Entrance]
Hmm...Most intriguing... [Win]
She only seems interested in other girls. If nothing else I can teach the real fun she can have with them and watch. [Results]

Ragyo Kiryuin, Medusa and Arachne Gorgon, Gyokoru Shuzen:

I always said I wanted all the women in the world. Guess it's time to make an exception. [Entrance]

Cia:

This woman...I MUST have her. [Entrance]
You do not need that blonde fool! [Win]
Quit obsessing over that hero! Heroes don't return the feelings of villains. But I do. [Results]

Tex:

Ah, a woman hiding behind a metal suit... [Entrance]
Please, let me see your face. [Win]
Kicking me down there won't stop me. I've grown far too accustomed to it. [Results]

Morrigan Aesland;

Trying to hog me to yourself? Such greed! [Entrance]

Vampire Hunter D:

This guy only hunts vampires? He's a lot stronger than I expected. [Entrance]

Bill Cipher, Dormammu and Shuma Gorath:

Beat it, this is my universe! [Entrance]

Bowser:

Just give up! No princess is going to fall for some ugly turtle monster! [Results]