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Death Battle Quotes: Garfield

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Oh great...Must be a Monday... [Entrance]
What, I don't get to eat breakfast first? [Entrance]
Fine, if I lose, I'll diet, all right? [Entrance]
Oh no! I'm late for my nap! [Win]
Better grab a bite to eat and savour it, 'cause it might be my last... [Win]
I am hungry, therefore I am. [Win]
Look, my weight is none of your business. If I wanna look thin, I'll hang out with people fatter than me. [Results]
If you're patient, and train hard enough, nothing will happen and you'll still be too weak to fight me. [Results]
Good times are ahead! Or behind. Because they're sure not here. [Results]
TIME TO WAKE UP! [Activating X-Factor]
Great, I have to be active, don't I? [When switched in]
Guess I have to pay my respects to the fallen. [Tag in after one ally is defeated]
I hate Mondays. [Tag in after both allies are defeated]
Now's the time. [Calling Assist]
I'm done. [After performing Assist]
Ooogh...Just...a quick nap, okay? [Defeated by a light attack]
CURSE YOU, MONDAAAAAAAAAY! [Defeated by a heavy attack]

Most canines:

Ugh... I hate dogs... [Entrance]
You are way more tolerable in that state... [Win]
Not as stupid as Odie, but just as kickable. [Results]

Sans:

You'd be a WAY better owner than Jon! [Win]
You're lazy, you sleep all day, and you hate work. Where have you been all my nine lives?! [Results]

Catwoman and Black Cat:

Unless you like stealing lasagna, I'm not interested in living with you. [Results]

Blaze the Cat:

Y'know, if you really wanna use your powers for something worthwhile, open up a restaurant. You could make pizzas and lasagna in no time at all! [Results]

Most birds and fishes:

Well, now. Looks my next meal came to me! [Entrance]

Quotes to Muffet:

[Gulp] I think I'm gonna need a bigger newspaper... [Entrance]

Spider-Man and Spider-Man 2099:

Why would ANYONE want to fight crime as a spider?! [Win]

Freddy Krueger and the Lamp:

Nothing is gonna stop me from having a great nap. Not even a freak like you! [Results]

Most cute characters:

As unbearably adorable as you are, you're STILL not as bad as Nermal. [Results]

Chowder:

You don't make LASAGNA?! What kind of twisted catering company do you work for?! [Results]

Yoshi:

Yuck! And I thought getting licked by Odie's tongue was disgusting! [Results]

King DeDeDe:

You can't hog all the food. That's MY job! [Entrance]

Kirby:

If anyone's gonna devour other people's food around here, it's gonna be me, puffball! [Entrance]

Rocket Raccoon

You're not stealing my Lasagna! [Entrance]
Oh man, I just beat a super-hero! [Win]
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Pickle Rick

You had me at Pickle [Entrance]

GUlP! [Win]